Hoarder

FoMa and FoDad agree that I might haz a hoarding problems.

After a few more toys were added, I couldn't get comfortables on da beds and I paced and panted and siged a lot until FoMa had pity on me and cleaned de toys off da bed.

Baby it's cold outside

FoMa put dese jammies on me.  I wasn't really a huge fan, but she says I was cute.  Siiiigh.

Making friends.

 Olive had a sleep over with Phil and I.  She is crazy!  She's bouncy and fun.

Me, Olive, and Phil waiting on dinner.

Olive and Phil got to relax on the couches with FoMa and FoDad, but I'm not allowed.  Boo.  Instead, I showed off my best side:

But this is my preferred state.

Hellooooooo

FoMa says that I'm kinda nosey, but I'm pretty cute nonetheless.  She caught the tail end of one of my playing sessions.  I'm not sure why she has to hold up this box between us all the time, but she says its for my fans.  Whatever lady, I gots toys to attend to.

Roooooo!

Oh, I have sooo much to say!

Do you wanna join me?  FoMa always joins me!  Sometimes FoBro even joins in as well (which you might be able to hear him from the other room at the end of the video.  I'm obviously the star of this show!

Holiday Spirit

FoMa and FoDad went crazy recently and put up all dese fings all over da house.

Dere's dis tree wif all dese moraments on it and dangly sparkly strings wifs blinky lights. 

Den FoMa found dis doggy decoration.  I did NOT approve.

Dey wrapped me in garlands.  I wasn't really sure about dis.

Dis is mah shame face.

I don't know why FoMa is smiling....
She was rubbin' mah ears, I'm not excited about this get-up one.single.bit!

My first trip to Petco!

Me and FoMa

Meeting the kitties.

Meh.  These guys aren't even interesting at all.

These little girls weren't sure about petting me at first.

But they really liked it and so did I!

Mmm, these smell delicious!

FoMa, can I haz one??

Even the Petco employees were suckers for me.

I really liked this place!  Hopefully, my furever family will take me here!

Rub mah belly!!

Belly rubs are just so delightful!

I will happily let all da hoomans rub mah bellies.  I'll even roach for belly rubs!

Learning about new things

There's all kinds of new things at FoMa's house that I've never experienced before...
Stairs, toys, dog beds, blankies, coats, tempting noms, anddddd so many new noise makers.  Like da telebision.

Yep, I'm a TB watcher.

Ulterior Motives?

We might have been going after her plate, but this girl is pretty skilled giving 3 houndies lubins.

L to R: Olive, Mary, Phil

Helping FoMa do laundry

This is how all doggies should help their hoomans with laundry, by keeping it warm for them!  The sheets especially because they smells sooo good!

Whew! I'm tired!

FoMa is making me face my fears and we went on a long walk and soooo many cars passed us!  FoMa doesn't even let me slow down.  I'm still learning, but FoMa and her friends say I'm doing good!

FREEDOM!!!

Hi Humoons!!  My name is Mary and I'm a cute, if I may say so myself, little, not quite 60 pound, 2 year old, brindle beauty of a Greyhound.  I never raced, which FoMa says is probably because I'm A.D.D.  I don't actually know what that means, but I really love all the toys, but ooo smells in the kitchen, BRB!!

The first cool thing I found at FoMa's house was a bone to chew on.
SCORE.

FoMa is also good about sharing delicious noms with Phil and I.

Ok, I'm back, it was just FoMa doing the dishes.  Boo.

My FoBro is actually my HALF-Bro, which is kinda cool.  We have the same Dad.  Although Phil is older (and of course wiser), I'm the real party in the house.  FoMa and her other doggie friends have agreed that I'm a pretty greyt pup.  I'm doing really good at only going business outside (I've had no inside accidents!), I don't mind kitties, little hoomans aren't too bad either, and there's no place that is too scary for me. 

If Phil wasn't so scared of these slippery floors FoMa has, he'd be able to obtain some pretty good noms from the kitchen counters....  I tried to show him, but FoMa didn't like that very much.  She says that's not very lady-like behaviors, but it was homemade mac and cheese!  I'm sure you understand.

But I wanted to tell you something very important about me.  I mean, this is serious.  It's one of FoMa's favorite things about me, and she has lots of favorite things about me (as she should).
I sleep until 0730 in the mornings unless you wake me up earlier than that.

Yep, I admitted it.  I'm a greyhound who likes to sleep in.  Anddddd, after FoMa feeds us breakfast, I go outside for business, and then its naptime. 

And I roach (lay on my back with my legs in the air) when hoomans rub my belly.  I just lubs belly rubbins.

So yeah!  Go fill out that application.  The best Christmas present for me would be you!!

Hi! I'm Mary!